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Puff, puff From alecweston ^Pro in Too Much To Declare (5 hours old)

It's a disgrace. What is? Monstrous. Okay, but what are you talking about? Absolutely disgusting. You know what? You're full of shit. There, I knew you'd swear sooner or later!… more

Miss Brasil - Bad Hairday From davij ^Pro in flip (5 hours old)

Wig malfunction scandal at Miss (Mister?) Brasil Contest 2 days ago, when a jealous contestant ... 88|… more

Housework in Perspective From alecweston ^Pro in Too Much To Declare (11 hours old)

If the CERN sprectrum-collidoscope thingy reaches optimum-plus speed tonight and stuff gets out of hand and it creates a Black Hole in which the Universe is sucked into at twice the speed of light, th… more

Ten best brand names in the world From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (11 hours old)

Bum - crisps from Spain Cool-Piss - yogurt drink from Korea Crap's - French chocolate Erektus - Romanian energy drink Fanny - strawberry jam from Peru Finger Marie - rich tea biscuits in Sweden … more

Best names for chemicals ever From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (11 hours old)

Arsenolite - cubic arsenic trioxide Dickite - Mineral named after Alan Brugh Dick Fuchsite - green form of Muscovite Fucitol - type of alcohol devived from seaweed Fukalite - mineral found in Fuka… more

A fab night! From happy28 ^Pro in happy as i am (12 hours old)

So, last night our friends cooked the most delicious roast dinner, pork with apple sauce, yorkshire puds and roast potatoes. It was amazing. And I ate far too much! After we'd eaten I helped out wi… more

Dubai's Dancing Fountains From davij ^Pro in Arquitectura (13 hours old)

After sunset, the Dubai Lake fountains enlighten and ondulate with the music like hundreds of exotic mid-eastern belly dancers. … more

Buggy Bought! From happy28 ^Pro in Happy's Journey (13 hours old)

So, we have finally decided on the travel system we want, and honestly our decision wasn't swayed in the slightest by the offer of £150 off ;D. The buggy we have chosen is the Graco Symbio Travel Syst… more

I am hiding my presents too well From cj592 ^Pro in Enter the Void.... (14 hours old)

Last night my OH had a 'moment' She started to get a bit 'panicky' that I wasn't buying christmas presetns for her, Due to the fact that no parcels had been delivered to the house. This is a tough … more

Titanic Moment From davij ^Pro in flip (14 hours old)

Romantic Titanic moment... ..not! (PLEASE KLICK THE STUPID BIRDIE!) *COULD U PLS PLAY CELINE!* ..On and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and o… more

Groan of the night From prydwen in Grin and bear it (15 hours old)

Tea is for mugs.… more

Children in need From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (15 hours old)

I wasn't surprised to see that postmen have raised £300,000 for Children in Need. Well they have had a lot of free time lately haven't they. … more

CHURLISH RETURNS From alecweston ^Pro in Where the Rainbow Begins (15 hours old)

No, we're taking the story up again, now I've had time to sulk about getting so little feedback and spend a few days ill with man 'flu. We find our hero and heroine standing by a neon sign, on a si… more

Hymn Time BRIGHT 'N' BEAUTIFUL From alecweston ^Pro in Too Much To Declare (16 hours old)

All Things Bright and Beautiful All things bright and beautiful, All creatures great and small, All things wise and wonderful: The Lord God made them all. Each little flower that opens, Ea… more

3-part question for those with a sweet tooth. From Znethru ^Pro in Ask or Answer. (17 hours old)

Is Marzipan the same as Icing Sugar and what is a Battenburg?… more

Shopping Spree From PrincessFiona in The Green Ogress (17 hours old)

I went shopping today.. I got a skirt and a few tops and lingeries!! I spend a lot actually.. Well 4000 Indian Rupees to be exact and thats hardly 50 Pounds or 85$ but I got a skirt and 3 tops… more

What Comic Book Sound Are You? From I_Am_Xenon ^Pro in Xenon's Neighbourhood (19 hours old)

You Are "ZAP" If you were a superhero, you'd definitely be the mad scientist type. You'd always be cooking up some new potion or weapon. You would be relying on your brains instead of brawn.… more

Shopping From alecweston ^Pro in Too Much To Declare (19 hours old)

Let blogland be silent, so we can all going Shopping. It is our basic human right to be be jostled, footsore, musacked, coralled, insulted, humiliated, tricked and overcharged for things we often d… more

A 2-Tweet Sermon on Pain From alecweston ^Pro in Too Much To Declare (22 hours old)

Pain is pain. Unpleasant, sometimes on the cusp of being unbearable. But pain is not Judgement. Not divine intervention in our small lives, beating us up for our moral failings. Yes, it's pr… more

That ahhhhh moment From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (1 day old)

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Isn't it ironic From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (1 day old)

This week working in Leicester I popped out at lunch time for a bite to eat. Walking back eating a delicious lamb samosa, I was aproached by a young asian lad eating a sausage roll.… more

Bullshit From alecweston ^Pro in Too Much To Declare (1 day old)

Who needs it? There's a lot of it around.… more

Going Rogue From I_Am_Xenon ^Pro in Xenon's Neighbourhood (1 day old)

May 2009: NCSoft, the people behind the City of Heroes MMORPG, announces their plans to release an expansion to the game. Called "Going Rogue", this expansion will allow players to delve into the murk… more

The Times website is going to charge money... From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (1 day old)

The Times website is going to charge money if you want to read it. I read this for nothing, in the Guardian. I have already pointed out that removal of Murdoch's biased reportage will improve the q… more

Plasma in California From I_Am_Xenon ^Pro in Xenon's World (1 day old)

News item: California is considering a ban on big-screen plasma television sets because they draw huge amounts of electricity. Well, they do, though some say the claim is exaggerated. Though a fri… more

Time for some ol' Country From alecweston ^Pro in Too Much To Declare (1 day old)

Just a small-town girl 'til she learned to twirl Then she set the world on fire Like a drive-in Cinderella in a Chevy named desire. So leave your teddy bear at the country fair Honey, Hollywood's… more

The political biscuit From alecweston ^Pro in Too Much To Declare (2 days old)

I have abandoned my attempt to become Prime Minister. I never watch X Factor, and have no favourite sweet biscuit. PS Is there a country where these considerations do not figure in the political d… more

Pacific Shampoo From alecweston ^Pro in Too Much To Declare (2 days old)

I'm going to wash that man right out of my hair And send him on his way. Are you ready boots? These boots are made for walking Wait a minute!  That's another song! And walk is what they'll do One o… more

Life Is.. From davij ^Pro in flip (2 days old)

" Life is not the years you live, but how you live those years." *Regrets, I've had a few, I did it my way..* Okay this doesn't belong here -bye! :roll: *wtf r u drinking?* *redbull… more

As We Sail Into the ... From davij ^Pro in besame! (2 days old)

*wouldn't be nice to sail in the sunrise into the open sea, swim, drink, eat, make love.. 'til the sunset?* *not in canada, you'll have 'hypothermia!* *'just dreamin!* :) Hark now … more